Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest XIII

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It's a new beginning here at the Insider. At least it feels like one, with this week's Caption Contest featuring a healthy dose of MerDer love... and sarcasm, pity, STDs and more, according to your caption submissions.

It was a tough call, but our staff has come to a consensus and named Justin the winner. We were ultimately swayed by this utterly bizarre effort, but we have to give Lynette, Lauren and Sherry honorable mentions for their passion (and sappiness). Please see below the pic for the winning response, and scroll down the page to read the full list of entries. Don't forget to take part in our next contest!

Caption Contest: 13

Derek: You know it is difficult for me with my wife. Since Addison got here she has slept with the Chief, Alex, my vet and gave Denny an erotic massage. The only reason she went into gynecology was to help control her nymphomaniacal tendencies with the opposite sex!
Meredith: Pick Me! Love Me! Am I sounding a bit needy now??
Derek: Ummmmm, let me think about it.

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I'm sure someone out there isn't married, Meredith.

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Meredith: "It's like a cycle Derek. Its this thing you make me have. This sick feeling in my stomach that rushes over me when you look at me the way you do. I don't even have to look at you right now. I know the way you're looking at me, and I don't want to see it. It is just going to drag me back into whatever the hell it is I see in you, and then hurt me again. It's a cycle."
Derek:"You're just going to have to deal with the cycle because I can't change the way I look at you Meredith. I can't change the way I feel either for that matter. It still amazes me what you have done to me. I know when I touch you that you feel it too."

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DEREK: *bursts into song* "... come down from your fences, open the gate... it may be rainin'-" MEREDITH:OF COURSE IT'S RAINING! THE SHOW IS SET IN SEATTLE! And don't touch em there!

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Derek - "Meredith I love you!" Meredith- "You don't get to tell me that! Your married! Get your hand off of me! Your not Dr. McDreamy your Dr. McFeely!"

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Der: (thinking to himself) My God, even this everyday, run-of-the-mill scenery looks like a beautiful spring bouquet with Merideth standing in front of it!

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Derek: You know it is difficult for me with my wife. Since Addison got here she has slept with the Chief, Alex, my vet and gave Denny an erotic massage. The only reason she went into gynecology was to help control her nymphomaniacal tendencies with the opposite sex!
Meredith: Pick Me! Love Me! Am I sounding a bit needy now??
Derek: ummmmm let me think about it.

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NO meredith i will not jump off the roof with you just because you want to see if you have super powers and can fly i told you that can only work when we're sleeping together..........wanna do it right now and test our theory!!!!!

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Mer: My elbow has been killing me lately. Der: Let me try this new method called 'touch therapy' it works like a charm! Mer: If you think my elbow is bad, my heart could use some healing too, but I don't think therapy can touch it...it's broken.

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Derek: Meredith, I think I know where your black panties are.
Meredith: Seriously? I can't breath when you look at me and you are worried about my black panties? Seriously Derek.
Derek: Well, you were breathing just fine, maybe even alittle heavy moments before we lost them and I was looking at you...alot of you Meredith.
Meredith: So this is the kind of day I am going to have...thank you Dr. Shepherd.
Derek: Your welcome.

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Meredith can we please just go ride the ferry boat one more time?

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

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Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.